Same story, New lessons!

We all for sure know the good ol' story of the tortoise and the lazy hare. Also the lesson that we have been taught
'Slow and Steady wins the race.' Does he??

I've never quite agreed to this lesson. If you are f***ing slow (doesnt matter how steady you may be) you never deserve to win the race! Simply for one reason -YOU ARE BLOODY SLOW!
It was sheer luck of the bloody tortoise that he won just because the hare slept on his way to the finish line. Now how often do you expect that to happen???

The story, nonetheless does have some lessons to be learnt.

Lesson#1: If you are slow, pray to your good Lord that your bloody opponent is as big a jerk as the hare. (the odds of which may vary from one in a million to say a zillion). Or else better be fast!

Lesson#2- If you are fast, you better be steady. Never get complacent with your lead and never ever give up on it.

Slow and steady doesnt deserve to win,
Fast and steady always does. And by MILES!!